STRIKE!!の歌詞

Thought I was much better than most, thought I was above average.
They said "What do you mean? You're lower than average"
I said "I love you" to the girl I'd liked all along.
She turned 'round to me, smacked me in the head with her fist.

なんでこんなに散々シチュエーションばかり 休む間も無い Thank you my god
失って毎回損するだけ でも失った分気づけたのさ
Hey まだケリはついてなんかないぜ ほらムキになったまま噛み付いて
Hey まだあいつのダサイ泣きっ面を拝むまでは離すんじゃないぞ

なんでそうなんねん パスやもう勘弁 神様がどっかで見ていたとして
なんで俺ばっかりこんな目に遭うねん なんで俺の足こんなに臭いねん?
6年の時半ズボンの日にウンコ漏らすし 1時間目やし
ヤンキーの人にめっちゃ蹴られたし 蹴り返したらガードされた

It's just not on, my master. It's just not on, you know, God.
Oh God, could it possibly bring back anymore memories?
It's just not on, my master. It's just not on, you know, God.
Oh God, sepia, the color's all gone...

When I was three, just wearing shorts shat myself... But it was just the first class.
Got beaten up by a low-life. When I fought back, they took care of me.