A phone call from VANS, said they need a song
A Skate-Rockin' number about a minute long
I tried this and that and made up my mind
Just rip off The Offspring, I don't wanna waste my time

Woo, this song's about my shoes
Woo, this song's about my shoes
Woo, and by the way, thanks for the chance to let me write this song

Do you wanna know why I'm wearing VANS?
"I get them for free" don't really give a damn
And If they forget to send me the new shit
I'll pick up my phone and call CONVERSE and make a shift

Woo, this song's about my shoes
Woo, this song's about my shoes
Woo, and don't forget a pair for my kids and maybe a T-shirt too

Woo, this song's about my shoes
Woo, this song's about my shoes
Woo, oh by the way this song is a joke
Really, I love you VANS